Ever Wonder if You're Freinds With a Retard?

Friend: "Hey Epskee! I know why they're called 'cockroaches'"
Epskee: "Mmm, why's that?"
Friend: "Because they like places that are warm and wet, and they are a roach!"
Epskee: "........."
Friend: "You know, coz 'cocks' like warm wet places too?"
Epskee: *sigh* "Your retarded, you know that, right?"

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Meanwhile, I caught up with a long lost mate on crackbook a couple of weeks ago. Aparently we are both retarded too, just as we were 10 years ago. As he is Muslim, and Ramadan ended on Saturday, I popped over to give him some well wishes.

My post:

"Happy Retarded Christmas "cuz"!"

His Status update posted 2 seconds after my post:

"Merry Christmas Everybody!!!"




I guess that's what makes a good friend. Someone who is on the same wavelength as you. Even when that wavelength is tilted about 20 degrees off centre.