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So I think I'll just number these posts and tag them all. They are, after all, Reasons Why My Inadequate Boyfriend Is Inadequate (RWMIBIA)

So I'm paying a couple of things over the internet for him, like a good little girlfriend, with his credit card.

I suggested I visit another altogether different website and make a purchase or two.

I could do with a new vibrator or three methinks.

He said no.

Inadequate Boyfriend. Soon with his own theme song.