So....

The whole Inadequate Boyfriend thing is so all consuming I simply cant speak of it anymore for a while. Sooooo sick of it all right now. Why are boys so dumb in the first place? FFS.

This stupid rental property is driving me crazy. Water pressure? WTF is that? Hot water so hot out the tap it causes instantaneous 3rd degree burns upon contact? WTF is that? And of course, due to ZERO water pressure, I cant change it or my shower would be as forceful as baby's drool if i ever wanted to be even lukewarm.

Speaking of my horror abode, did the previous owners (it was only just bought and renovated - Im the first tenant) EVER and i do mean EEEVVVEEERRR clean the fucking windows? I have NEVER seen such filth in all my life. I was literally dry retching. Scary MUCH.

Its raining. And my car is at the Smash Repairers. I cant go anywhere. I cant do anything. Its raining and i am stuck indoors with a monster spawn. Trapped.

God help me.